Hey yall,

I want to thank you for stopping by this blog….Just hit 2000 views in 2 1/2 months!! That is rockin my face off!

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My goal is to make you think…. make you laugh…make you cry…And hopefully give you something to read in a way that you’ve never read or thought about before!

On this blog, as you have noticed I will be posting my favorite sermons that I have either listened to or read from various pastors and speakers…

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Some random thoughts

Some Pics from time to time

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Bald & Blessed

JC Groves

Please don’t judge me but last night I was watching the “Bachelor”  on ABC with my wife and I actually couldn’t believe it…But I was getting into it! ha ha

As she sat on the couch with our 1 month old son crying because “Alley” left the house to save her job..Kym my wife goes, I can’t believe she chose her Job over him..and I said, “he should drop a 1liner on her right there and that would have made her stay” to that my wife response  was “uh…you are so not sensitive enough”…HA HA!

Well, after 10 years in Student Ministry trust me I have heard every 1liner you could possibly think of…

Some good…Some bad…Some you understand why they are still single…others you wonder how they are still single.

This past summer I took a trip down to Panama City Beach FL with Oneighty Student Ministry..The very first night we played a little game called “so you think you’ve got a pick up line” it was nothing but fun!

At the end of this blog I’ll post 2 videos you can watch and see a few guys thinking they are getting the chance to sit in between the “Wilson sisters” for the whole night…But what they soon find out is something totally different!

Well, I’ve come up with some 1liners to help all you single guys out a little….

But first a few you don’t want to use:

1. Babe, my love for you is like diarrhea i just can’t keep it in anymore….Not good!

2. Babe, My love for you is like wetting your pants..everyone can see it but only you can feel it…Not good!

Here are a few “Christian One liners” for you to use….

found these @ www.realchristiansingles.com

• Nice bible!
• I would like to pray with you.
• You know Jesus? Me too!!
• God told me to come talk to you!
• I know a church where we could go and talk!
• How about a hug?
• Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
• Christians don’t shake hands, Christians gotta hug!
• Oh you are cold, Eccleseasties 4:11.
• Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
• What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
• I am here for you.
• The word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry” … how about dinner?
• You don’t have an accountability partner? Me neither.
• You want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight?
• Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
• Would you happen to know a Christian man that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
• Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean “do”
• Do you believe in Divine appointment?
• Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
• Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
• My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name.
• You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
• Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
• What?! Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
• Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
• I hear there’s going to be a love offering for tonight.
• If God made anything more pretty, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
• I don’t see it, but some people think I look like Sampson
• What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?
• Honesty is like a kiss on the lips…and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 “He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.”)
• Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin?
• I’m not like those other (insert your church name here) guys.
• Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song of        Solomon)?
• Excuse me, is this pew taken?
• I don’t speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!
• God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.
• Hello, will you be my shulamite?
• Boy, you’ve really been a visual minister to me!
• Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? … no? wanna go to church with me?
• Hi, my name’s Will…God’s Will
• [check the person's shirt tag] “just as i thought… made in heaven.”
• I’d pick you over Satan any day.
• God was just showing off when He made you.
• I’m pretty flexible. I don’t think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
• I would like to pray with you.
• No, i’m not coveting, I intend to make you mine.
• How about a hug, sister?
• Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
• Christians don’t shake hands…Christians gotta hug!
• Are you cold? (Eccleseasties 4:11)
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
• What do you think Paul meant when he said, “Greet one another with a holy kiss.”? (1 Cor 16:20b)
• You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (Note: Do not get this confused!)
• Nice Bible!
• Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
• Do you think “ask, and it shall be given you” is to be taken literally?
• I practice our mission to “love one another” to the fullest extent!
• God told me to come talk to you!
• How do you feel about the passage that says, “it is more blessed to give than to receive”?
• 32) When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of “rejoice and be glad.”
• I didn’t know angels flew this low.
• Excuse me, but can I drinkith from your cupith?
• I think i feel the Holy Sprit, no, wait, I believe that may be you this time.
• If Eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.
• That halo matches perfectly with your eyes.
• I must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.
• You put the “cute” back in persecution!

WARNING WHEN THE VIDEO FIRST COMES ON IT”S REALLY LOUD…