I’m fast learning that these are some things you do not dare say to your wife while she is Contracting/laboring/delivery
I will be adding to this as the night goes on!
#1. Is that normal?
#2. Is avoiding anything that involves my “Mom say’s”.
# 3. Metric system? keep irrelevant questions out of the birthing center.
#4. Things to avoid is saying “I’m not sure I’m ready for this.” “toughen up” or “suck it up”.
#5. How bad is it really?
#6. what’s that smell?
#7. babe (me) this couch bed is so hard…
#8. Man I’m hungry!
#9. when she ask you if she has a double chin…SAY NO!
#10. You ok?
#11. is it time yet?
#12. Just breath it can”t be that hard…don”t hold your breath
#13. Babe you are killing my hand
#14. Babe I think the youth group is coming in the room!
#15. ( to the nurse) can she have a breath mint?
#16. DO NOT CALL YOUR WIFE BIG’N! not a good idea!
#17. This one is from Trevor Gocke: you look like your in pain
#18. From Quinton Gibson: while sitting on the seat in the shower…Does this place have 24/7 food service kym?
#19…from kym, Am I peeing right now?
#20. This “Whopper” is amazing!
#21. What’s that smell…Sorry it slipped out!
#22. from the guys in the youth group…can we come see you tomorrow? (kym..I’ll look horrible) Trevor: We have seen you look a whole lot worse!
#23. so you wanna “fake push”
#24. that hurts babe? I thought you had an epidural
I love this gal…She is awesome, such a trooper! can’t wait to see my son!